GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An